I grow concerned
By Shepton on February 16, 2010 in Blogé
I’ve insisted from the beginning that Sonic the Hedgehog 4 would suck – The Sonic cycle will not be broken, it’s much too late for that. Sega have dug their grave so deep that they will never escape it.
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By Climpa on February 1, 2010 in Blogé
Since the dawn of 1966, geeks and nerds the world over have dreamt of the day that they too could sit in that hallowed chair; rocking from side to side helplessly as sirens blare and red lights flash.
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By Shepton on January 22, 2010 in Blogé
So I recently played the demo of Dante’s Inferno, and I gotta say, it’s pitiful. It feels like I’m playing a game that should have been on the PS1 or something. It feels old. It feels outdated. It feels obsolete.
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By S.A. Renegade on December 29, 2009 in Blogé
What up my dogg food gangstas? It’s that time of year again. The time when we give out the ONLY awards that matter in the gaming industry. Mine.
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By Shepton on October 28, 2009 in Blogé
Alright look. This isn’t a review. I played this game for ten minutes and wanted to rip out my eyeballs and die.
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By Shepton on October 27, 2009 in Blogé
Oh fuck, it’s here! I have been waiting so long to finally get a taste of Left 4 Dead 2, and it tastes good. But here’s an FYI: You’re all gonna die screaming.
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By Shepton on October 25, 2009 in Blogé
As I mention in my profile, I tend to enjoy a video game the same way most people would enjoy a movie. I see them as a form of entertainment, something you can relax and enjoy, rather than treating them as a chore and working at them.
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By Shepton on October 14, 2009 in Blogé
Yes, you, person who is statistically likely to have found this website via some unfortunately phrased search on Google, or via a link from some no-name “gaming” forum set up by some teenager for his friends to all gather at and complain about things they hate and how the world is just so biased against […]
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By Climpa on October 12, 2009 in Blogé
Bayonetta makes me feel dirty. That shameful kind of dirty that comes from the objectification of women. Even the name of the demo gives off that kind of creepy pervert vibe; despite being admittedly clever, if not unexpected, with its subtitling in relation to the overtly sexualised nature of Bayonetta – and the world in […]
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By Climpa on September 28, 2009 in Blogé
With a new Halo game having been released that of course means that there is a new Legendary mode to conquer.
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