E3 2011
By Shepton on June 7, 2011 in Blogé
What the HELL people.
No comments? Good, my site's nice and clean.Scathing Accuracy Awards 2010
By Shepton on December 22, 2010 in Blogé
Awww shit. Whaddichusaaaay, niggaaaa? It’s the S double A twenty ten? Yeah that’s right.
No comments? Good, my site's nice and clean.What now FFaggots?!
By Shepton on November 5, 2010 in Blogé
Remember when video game companies at least pretended to be making games to entertain people?
No comments? Good, my site's nice and clean.Let’s talk about some goddamn Minecraft
By Shepton on October 25, 2010 in Blogé
Holy dumb fuck. One of the few games in recent years truly worthy of praise. And it’s an indie game made in Java? It just goes to show that simple is better.
No comments? Good, my site's nice and clean.Thoughts on the Final Fantasy XIV Beta
By Shepton on September 21, 2010 in Blogé
Another MMO, huh? Oh well. A bunch of my friends are making me play it, so I figured I’d try out the beta to at least prepare myself for how shitty it’ll be. But, to my surprise, it turned out that (for an MMO at least) it’s not so bad. I even kinda enjoy aspects […]
No comments? Good, my site's nice and clean.We haven’t written a review in three months?
By Shepton on August 7, 2010 in Blogé
God damn. First of all, my apologies. The reviews are supposed to be our main thing, and we have been neglecting them pretty bad, so for that I am sorry. I can explain, though.
No comments? Good, my site's nice and clean.Oh that’s IT.
By Shepton on August 6, 2010 in Blogé
I fuckin’ hate turkey. Turkey is no good. Seriously, who the HELL eats TURKEY? Chicken is not endangered! EAT CHICKEN INSTEAD! It is delicious and turkey is not!
No comments? Good, my site's nice and clean.Thoughts on Final Fantasy 13
By Shepton on April 12, 2010 in Blogé
I initially wrote this as a review for the game, but I simply couldn’t force myself to ever finish it, so I thought it unfair to post a review without experiencing the entire game – even though I know for a fact it never improves after the point that I had reached.
No comments? Good, my site's nice and clean.Teach your children to play classic video games
By Shepton on March 20, 2010 in Blogé
Kids today are growing up wrong. They don’t remember the weight of a Nintendo Gameboy. They don’t remember that underwater level in Mario where you were in a submarine and there was an octopus boss. They don’t remember when games were played on green LCD screens, and the only color they were capable of displaying […]
No comments? Good, my site's nice and clean.I grow concerned
By Shepton on February 16, 2010 in Blogé
I’ve insisted from the beginning that Sonic the Hedgehog 4 would suck – The Sonic cycle will not be broken, it’s much too late for that. Sega have dug their grave so deep that they will never escape it.
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