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Let’s talk about Dante’s Inferno

By Shepton on January 22, 2010 in Blogé

So I recently played the demo of Dante’s Inferno, and I gotta say, it’s pitiful. It feels like I’m playing a game that should have been on the PS1 or something. It feels old. It feels outdated. It feels obsolete.

Compare it to say, Bayonetta or Devil May Cry 4, and it’s a complete joke of a game. It is basic.

And people think Bayonetta has too much sexual content in it? In the fifteen minute demo of Dante’s Inferno I saw upwards of fifty tits. In one scene the devil was literally fucking a naked woman on a bench. Come on.

What pisses me off the most though is that this game will be a decent enough success, because it has somehow achieved a relatively high level of hype.

And jesus FUCKING christ. If you’ve read my Ghostbusters review you’ll know how much I DESPISE developers who refer to any facet of their game as “visceral”. Well Dante’s Inferno’s developer is called Visceral Games. It’s not surprising that the game is completely unoriginal when the fucking developers can’t even think of a god damn name so they just call themselves the most cheap, overused buzzword in the industry. Does even a single person there have even a shred of imagination or creativity in them?

This is horrendous. Completely inexcusable. They should be ashamed of themselves.

And y’know what something even more ridiculous is that the tits in this game don’t even look good. They look like really bad plastic surgery that used bricks instead of silicone.

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