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(Shepton’s) Scathing Accuracy Awards 2022

By Shepton on December 30, 2022 in Blogé

Alright so I figured I had to post SOMETHING else before the end of the year. Which is a great feeling, feeling obligated to do a thing nobody gives a shit about just because. No good reason. Anyway, here it goes. Didn’t Release This Year Award Winner: Disco Elysium Clever, dark and introspective in just […]

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Sinden Lightgun – p. tite as it stands

By Shepton on October 15, 2022 in Sheptro

There was a period of my childhood when I had a Namco Guncon and played a ton of Time Crisis and Point Blank on PS1. Today, sucking on the comfortable tit of nostalgia, I want to revisit those games. Trouble is, those old lightguns don’t work on modern screens, they only work on CRTs, and […]

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Taking a fat dump

By Shepton on October 2, 2022 in Sheptro

First and foremost: Game preservation is super important. As old hardware inevitably dies off, so too does the original and intended way of playing a game produced for that hardware. Emulation is fantastic and extremely necessary as a means of preserving the software and allowing it to be enjoyed in a way that’s at least […]

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What it is in the main

By Shepton on October 2, 2022 in Sheptro

‘sup. When rebuilding the site I couldn’t help but notice just how fucking much I ramble on about bullshit and go off on tangents when I write anything. It was kind of a running joke. But I also think it can get pretty annoying when trying to read. So I’ma try an’ cut to the […]

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RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE

By Shepton on September 29, 2022 in Bloge

From the charred and useless ashes of our past, the body is restored once more. Like the phoenix of legend we rise again. Okay but I just spent an insane amount of man hours fully and completely restoring this site from nothing. I pulled off several straight up science miracles rescuing this shit from what […]

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Hollow Knight

By Shepton on December 4, 2017 in Reviews

Final verdict: S Final playtime: 46 hours

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Star Ocean Till the End of Time

By S.A. Renegade on September 30, 2017 in Reviews

Final verdict: A+ Final playtime: 161 Galaxy + 214 4D = 375 hours

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NieR: Automata

By S.A. Renegade on June 5, 2017 in Reviews

Final verdict: D Final playtime: 62 hours

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The Last Guardian

By Shepton on June 4, 2017 in Reviews

Final verdict: B- Final playtime: Around 10 hours

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Persona 5

By S.A. Renegade on May 11, 2017 in Reviews

Final verdict: A Final playtime: 277 hours

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