Aw, man! Some internet guy is saying I like to pour wine along my pecker! I HATE days like today!

Suddenly – And Without Warning – Reviews: Thousands Of Them

By Climpa on January 20, 2009 in Blogé

Final verdict: Not even a real review. Final playtime: I’m moving this shit to the blogé.

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Foolproof Guide To Making Final Fantasy Stop Sucking

By S.A. Renegade on January 13, 2009 in Blogé

I used to like Final Fantasy back when it was a good series. But it seems somewhere after 10, Square forgot how to make a decent FF. Obviously the age of FF is over. It won’t be able to regain the spot it once held as the king of RPGs. But with these simple tips […]

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EGM is over?

By S.A. Renegade on January 7, 2009 in Bloge

Man this is complete bullshit. Ziff Davis sold the 1up network to Hearst and discontinued EGM. That was the only mag I still subscribed to! I mean sure, print magazines have become pretty obsolete and everything, but I had been reading that shit for… actually I don’t remember how long it’s been. It had sentimental […]

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Chrono Trigger DS

By S.A. Renegade on January 4, 2009 in Reviews

Final verdict: C Final playtime: 40 hours

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The Real Way To Make Sonic Cool Again

By Shepton on January 4, 2009 in Blogé

I hate what they did to Sonic. My childhood hero has been keel-hauled, and Sonic Team just won’t stop making it worse.

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Prince of Persia

By Shepton on January 2, 2009 in Reviews

Final verdict: D+ Final playtime: No idea.

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Scathing Accuracy Awards 2008

By S.A. Renegade on December 31, 2008 in Blogé

Sup bitches. Welcome to this year’s Scathing Accuracy Awards! The most prestigious videogame awards this side of the netterstreets…maybe. I’m your host, the man with no name! S.A. Renegade, at your service.

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