Everybody lies, no exceptions.

I love you, Atlus.

By S.A. Renegade on January 30, 2009 in Bloge

Eat it, bitches! Atlus has finally announced that they’ll release Devil Summoner 2 in America, so all you assholes who rated the first one poorly can go jump into a bonfire. I’ve been on pins and needles for a while now, praying that Atlus wouldn’t let Devil Summoner’s poor reception keep them from localizing this one, and now I can finally sleep at night.

No, I’m not going to play an RPG in Japanese. What kinda weeaboo do you take me for? Apparently it will be released in ultra low quantities though. Oh well, doesn’t matter. I’ll pay 300 fucking dollars on ebay if I have to.

So kudos, Atlus, for being such an awesome company. Hell, between SMT and Trauma Center, and decisions like these, you’re pretty much the best company.

But wait. Wait. That’s not the full extent of their awesomness?! First-run copies of the game will come with an exclusive Raiho plushie?! Holy fucking shit. I love SMT, and I love plushies, and I love Jack Frost, and I love Raidou. The only way this could get any better is if they suddenly decided to port Under the Knife 2 to the Wii. But since that’s never going to happen, I’ll settle for the Raiho doll. I’ll sleep with it every night. And it’ll make friends with my Harvest Moon cow. If I don’t get one I will cry. And then proceed to pay out the nose for one on ebay or some shit.

Man, now I feel like replaying Devil Summoner. It’s the only SMT I haven’t played at least twice (not counting P4 because that just came out). That’ll make the wait easier. Though hey, I’d rather have this wait than not knowing whether or not it’ll ever be released. Now that’s torture.

Source: Shacknews

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