As you may have noticed, Scathing Accuracy is a website on the internet. Being a website with a decent level of traffic, it would seem obvious that some of that is a result of search engines such as Google picking up on our content when people are looking for something specific.
To prove this to be true I would like to present to you, our wonderful readers, some of my personal favourite searches people made to find their way here and respond to them. Possibly in a Scathing way.
“”assassin’s creed” retard or spastic or cripple or timmy”
I don’t even know where to begin with this. Were you trying to state that Assassin’s Creed was one of these things? Or were you looking for Timmy within Assassin’s Creed?
“accuracy sucks in cod 5”
Pro tip. Replace the word accuracy with your own.
“angie thompson trauma center: kind of a bitch”
We know, but what were you trying to do exactly by telling Google?
“Can you…./How do you….”
Regardless of the answer, Google is not a person and does not respond to your search result with direct answers if you word it in the form of a question.
“death is a preferable alternative to communism”
“drm is shit”
“facts on the power of accurate observation”
The power of accurate observation results in accurate observerations. Also it’s not a power, flying or invulnerability are.
“found in the sand castle interior. bomb the wall to get him”
I’d really like to know how people manage to have Google ask them questions about Castle Crashers, and why Google then tells them to type the answer into the search box. Google is an asshole.
“harvest moon tree of tranquility can you be gay”
You can’t help the way God made you! Don’t feel you have to ask Google permission for the way you live your life.
If you knew the URL, why did you feel the need to ask Google?
“vic mignogna is a prick”
What is this I don’t even
In conclussion: Bad internet users. Bad. Go to your room without supper, and stay there until you learn how to search properly.