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Bayonetta

By S.A. Renegade on January 23, 2010 in Reviews

Final verdict: B+ Final playtime: Timer stopped at 99:59:99. Approx. 130+ hours.

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Let’s talk about Dante’s Inferno

By Shepton on January 22, 2010 in Blogé

So I recently played the demo of Dante’s Inferno, and I gotta say, it’s pitiful. It feels like I’m playing a game that should have been on the PS1 or something. It feels old. It feels outdated. It feels obsolete.

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Ghostbusters

By Shepton on January 21, 2010 in Reviews

Final verdict: B- Final playtime: Approx. 6 hours

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Bayonetta Nonstop ∞ Climax Pure Platinum Guide

By S.A. Renegade on January 17, 2010 in Guides

This is a guide on getting Pure Platinum Award in every chapter on Nonstop ∞ Climax difficulty in Bayonetta.

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Halo 3: ODST

By Shepton on January 16, 2010 in Reviews

Final verdict: C Final playtime: 2 and a half god damn hours. Seriously.

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Scathing Accuracy Awards 2009

By S.A. Renegade on December 29, 2009 in Blogé

What up my dogg food gangstas? It’s that time of year again. The time when we give out the ONLY awards that matter in the gaming industry. Mine.

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Bayonetta

By Shepton on December 21, 2009 in Haikus

An ass that won’t quit

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Assassin’s Creed 2

By Shepton on December 20, 2009 in Reviews

Final verdict: C+ Final playtime: 20+ hours

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Song Summoner: Unsung Heroes – Encore

By Climpa on December 4, 2009 in Reviews

Final verdict: C+ Final playtime: 10 hours

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Borderlands

By Shepton on December 3, 2009 in Reviews

Final verdict: D+ Final playtime: 10+ hours

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