ain't give no sucker your meal, it adds to nothin and he is an animal all the while, no receipt on file, no loyalty no style.

Good news, everyone!

By Shepton on June 8, 2009 in Bloge

REAL HOLOGRAPHIC SIMULATED EVIL LINCOLN IS BAAAACK. As is Futurama! That’s right. Comedy Central has ordered brand new Futurama episodes and it’s back in production.

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InFamous – A Footnote

By Shepton on June 8, 2009 in Blogé

I’d like to take some time to just jot down some of my thoughts regarding inFamous that didn’t make it into my review. Be aware that this contains many, many spoilers, retarded and nonsensical though they may be.

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inFamous

By Shepton on June 4, 2009 in Reviews

Final verdict: B- Final playtime: 10 hours or so

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Shin Megami Tensei Devil Summoner 2 Raidou Kuzunoha Vs. King Abaddon King Mode Guide

By S.A. Renegade on May 20, 2009 in Guides

This is a guide detailing my run through Devil Summoner 2’s King Mode. It is now finished in its entirety. Enjoy!       Table of Contents Introduction General Tips Prologue Chapter 1: An Enigmatic Woman Chapter 2: Assassin’s Bloodline Chapter 3: The Defiled Gods Chapter 4: Prelude To Abaddon Chapter 5: The Day Of […]

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No More Heroes

By S.A. Renegade on May 7, 2009 in Reviews

Final verdict: D Final playtime: 15 hours

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Killzone 2

By Shepton on May 4, 2009 in Reviews

Final verdict: D Final playtime: 6 hours or so

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Halo Wars

By Shepton on May 1, 2009 in Reviews

Final verdict: C Final playtime: Approx. 6 hours

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Stupid Kid Dies, Video Games Clearly At Fault

By Shepton on April 18, 2009 in Bloge

Remember when you’re a kid, and you have a plastic bag, and you’re like, “man, I bet I could use this as a parachute!” so you jump off the top of your slide with it or something, and it doesn’t work, and you’re all like “Damn. That would have been cool. Oh well.”?

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The DSi Pisses Me Off

By S.A. Renegade on April 8, 2009 in Blogé

So this piece of shit just came out in Europe and America (and also Australia, I guess, but nobody cares about those fuckers). Apparently it managed to surpass the opening weekend sales of both the DS and DS lite over in Britland.

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Resident Evil 5

By Shepton on April 4, 2009 in Reviews

Final verdict: F for Fuck you Final playtime: 5-6 hours

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