Good news, everyone!
By Shepton on June 8, 2009 in Bloge
REAL HOLOGRAPHIC SIMULATED EVIL LINCOLN IS BAAAACK. As is Futurama! That’s right. Comedy Central has ordered brand new Futurama episodes and it’s back in production.No comments? Good, my site's nice and clean.
Stupid Kid Dies, Video Games Clearly At Fault
By Shepton on April 18, 2009 in Bloge
Remember when you’re a kid, and you have a plastic bag, and you’re like, “man, I bet I could use this as a parachute!” so you jump off the top of your slide with it or something, and it doesn’t work, and you’re all like “Damn. That would have been cool. Oh well.”?No comments? Good, my site's nice and clean.
Go Pre-Order Indiana Jones And The Staff Of Kings, Right Now.
By Climpa on February 4, 2009 in Bloge
Finally, a new Indiana Jones game. That’s totally awesome, right? I mean the graphics in Nintendo Power looked a little sub par even by Wii standards – and the trailer is 100% prerendered but… it’s Indy… Right?No comments? Good, my site's nice and clean.
I love you, Atlus.
By S.A. Renegade on January 30, 2009 in Bloge
Eat it, bitches! Atlus has finally announced that they’ll release Devil Summoner 2 in America, so all you assholes who rated the first one poorly can go jump into a bonfire. I’ve been on pins and needles for a while now, praying that Atlus wouldn’t let Devil Summoner’s poor reception keep them from localizing this […]No comments? Good, my site's nice and clean.
EGM is over?
By S.A. Renegade on January 7, 2009 in Bloge
Man this is complete bullshit. Ziff Davis sold the 1up network to Hearst and discontinued EGM. That was the only mag I still subscribed to! I mean sure, print magazines have become pretty obsolete and everything, but I had been reading that shit for… actually I don’t remember how long it’s been. It had sentimental […]No comments? Good, my site's nice and clean.
To Hell With Christmas: A Post Seasonal Release Guide
By Climpa on November 30, 2008 in Bloge
During the coveted retail portion of the year known as “the seasonal period” we are generally graced with a great many video games, of varying length and quality, intended to sate our voracious gaming appetites for another year.No comments? Good, my site's nice and clean.
Little Big Planet; Or Why We Can’t Have Nice Things
By Climpa on October 21, 2008 in Bloge
So it’s pretty old news by now that Little Big Planet has been delayed. You may have noticed this as you sit here the day after “release” and still haven’t been able to pick it up.No comments? Good, my site's nice and clean.
DSi: Really Such A Great Idea?
By Climpa on October 4, 2008 in Bloge
In short; nope. As great as a newer, better Nintendo DS is in theory there are a few issues the redesign brings to light.No comments? Good, my site's nice and clean.
Blizzard Succesfully Sues Glider Bot For $6 Million: Proves Nothing
By Climpa on October 1, 2008 in Bloge
A lot of people have most likely heard the origins of the story; Way back in 2006 Vivendi Universal took Michael Donnelly, creator of the MMO Glider bot used by a relatively small amount of people within World of Warcraft, to court. Now two years down the line the story is finally coming to a […]No comments? Good, my site's nice and clean.
Fable 2 multiplayer co-op? Nah.
By Shepton on September 28, 2008 in Bloge
Shortly after Little Big Planet‘s developers revealed that co-op level creation isn’t going to be included until an undisclosed time after the game’s release, Fable 2’s developers, Lionhead Studios, have revealed that the game’s much touted multiplayer co-op features won’t be included until god knows when.No comments? Good, my site's nice and clean.