inFamous

By Shepton on June 4, 2009 in Reviews

Final verdict: B- Final playtime: 10 hours or so

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Killzone 2

By Shepton on May 4, 2009 in Reviews

Final verdict: D Final playtime: 6 hours or so

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Halo Wars

By Shepton on May 1, 2009 in Reviews

Final verdict: C Final playtime: Approx. 6 hours

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Stupid Kid Dies, Video Games Clearly At Fault

By Shepton on April 18, 2009 in Bloge

Remember when you’re a kid, and you have a plastic bag, and you’re like, “man, I bet I could use this as a parachute!” so you jump off the top of your slide with it or something, and it doesn’t work, and you’re all like “Damn. That would have been cool. Oh well.”?

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Resident Evil 5

By Shepton on April 4, 2009 in Reviews

Final verdict: F for Fuck you Final playtime: 5-6 hours

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Valkyria Chronicles

By Shepton on January 31, 2009 in Reviews

Final verdict: B+ Final playtime: A lot more than Renegade’s because I suck at this game.

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The Real Way To Make Sonic Cool Again

By Shepton on January 4, 2009 in Blogé

I hate what they did to Sonic. My childhood hero has been keel-hauled, and Sonic Team just won’t stop making it worse.

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Prince of Persia

By Shepton on January 2, 2009 in Reviews

Final verdict: D+ Final playtime: No idea.

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Left 4 Dead

By Shepton on December 15, 2008 in Reviews

Final verdict: A Final playtime: Ongoing

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Gears Of War 2 Multiplayer Is Horrendous

By Shepton on November 29, 2008 in Blogé

It really pains me to say all this, but I’d just like to take a moment to talk about just how fucking terrible Gears of War 2 is online.

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