(Shepton’s) Scathing Accuracy Awards 2022
By Shepton on December 30, 2022 in Blogé
Alright so I figured I had to post SOMETHING else before the end of the year. Which is a great feeling, feeling obligated to do a thing nobody gives a shit about just because. No good reason. Anyway, here it goes. Didn’t Release This Year Award Winner: Disco Elysium Clever, dark and introspective in just […]
8 comments?! Shut up in there, will ya!Sinden Lightgun – p. tite as it stands
By Shepton on October 15, 2022 in Sheptro
There was a period of my childhood when I had a Namco Guncon and played a ton of Time Crisis and Point Blank on PS1. Today, sucking on the comfortable tit of nostalgia, I want to revisit those games. Trouble is, those old lightguns don’t work on modern screens, they only work on CRTs, and […]
A comment? Keep it down!Taking a fat dump
By Shepton on October 2, 2022 in Sheptro
First and foremost: Game preservation is super important. As old hardware inevitably dies off, so too does the original and intended way of playing a game produced for that hardware. Emulation is fantastic and extremely necessary as a means of preserving the software and allowing it to be enjoyed in a way that’s at least […]
3 comments?! Shut up in there, will ya!What it is in the main
By Shepton on October 2, 2022 in Sheptro
‘sup. When rebuilding the site I couldn’t help but notice just how fucking much I ramble on about bullshit and go off on tangents when I write anything. It was kind of a running joke. But I also think it can get pretty annoying when trying to read. So I’ma try an’ cut to the […]
6 comments?! Shut up in there, will ya!RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE
By Shepton on September 29, 2022 in Bloge
From the charred and useless ashes of our past, the body is restored once more. Like the phoenix of legend we rise again. Okay but I just spent an insane amount of man hours fully and completely restoring this site from nothing. I pulled off several straight up science miracles rescuing this shit from what […]
5 comments?! Shut up in there, will ya!Hollow Knight
By Shepton on December 4, 2017 in Reviews
Final verdict: S Final playtime: 46 hours
6 comments?! Shut up in there, will ya!The Last Guardian
By Shepton on June 4, 2017 in Reviews
Final verdict: B- Final playtime: Around 10 hours
No comments? Good, my site's nice and clean.The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
By Shepton on April 19, 2017 in Reviews
Final verdict: B- Final playtime: 100+ hours
No comments? Good, my site's nice and clean.Shepton updates site / The familiar green hue / A spring breeze sighs past
By Shepton on March 16, 2017 in Haikus
Not on the bloge page Nor is it on the blogé This note; a haiku.
No comments? Good, my site's nice and clean.For Honor Closed Beta
By Shepton on February 3, 2017 in Blogé
Want some thoughts? No? Well I dunno, fuck off then?
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