The DSi Pisses Me Off
By S.A. Renegade on April 8, 2009 in Blogé
So this piece of shit just came out in Europe and America (and also Australia, I guess, but nobody cares about those fuckers). Apparently it managed to surpass the opening weekend sales of both the DS and DS lite over in Britland.
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By Climpa on January 25, 2009 in Blogé
As you may have noticed, Scathing Accuracy is a website on the internet. Being a website with a decent level of traffic, it would seem obvious that some of that is a result of search engines such as Google picking up on our content when people are looking for something specific.
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By Climpa on January 20, 2009 in Blogé
Final verdict: Not even a real review. Final playtime: I’m moving this shit to the blogé.
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By S.A. Renegade on January 13, 2009 in Blogé
I used to like Final Fantasy back when it was a good series. But it seems somewhere after 10, Square forgot how to make a decent FF. Obviously the age of FF is over. It won’t be able to regain the spot it once held as the king of RPGs. But with these simple tips […]
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By Shepton on January 4, 2009 in Blogé
I hate what they did to Sonic. My childhood hero has been keel-hauled, and Sonic Team just won’t stop making it worse.
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By S.A. Renegade on December 31, 2008 in Blogé
Sup bitches. Welcome to this year’s Scathing Accuracy Awards! The most prestigious videogame awards this side of the netterstreets…maybe. I’m your host, the man with no name! S.A. Renegade, at your service.
No comments? Good, my site's nice and clean.What’s The Deal With These Cereals Anyway?
By S.A. Renegade on December 28, 2008 in Blogé
So as I sit here eating some Cocoa Pebbles I have to wonder. Why do cereal boxes always have dumb mazes on the back?
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By Shepton on November 29, 2008 in Blogé
It really pains me to say all this, but I’d just like to take a moment to talk about just how fucking terrible Gears of War 2 is online.
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By S.A. Renegade on October 22, 2008 in Blogé
Man, so what’s the deal with these faggot game companies churning out hardware with obvious design flaws that could have easily been corrected?
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By Shepton on October 17, 2008 in Blogé
Treyarch actually got it right. How? By literally re-skinning Call of Duty 4. Call of Duty 5 is simply Call of Duty 4 with a World War II skin and weapons and maps.
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