How come you kids are so GOD DAMNED stupid and just do the stupidest thing possible every SINGLE SECOND OF THE GOD DAMNED DAY!

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The dumping ground. If we feel the need to talk shit, but it isn’t a review, it’ll end up here.

Bayonetta: First Climax

By Climpa on October 12, 2009 in Blogé

Bayonetta makes me feel dirty. That shameful kind of dirty that comes from the objectification of women. Even the name of the demo gives off that kind of creepy pervert vibe; despite being admittedly clever, if not unexpected, with its subtitling in relation to the overtly sexualised nature of Bayonetta – and the world in […]

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Halo 3 ODST – Legendary: A Survival Guide

By Climpa on September 28, 2009 in Blogé

With a new Halo game having been released that of course means that there is a new Legendary mode to conquer.

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Several reasons why Twilight Princess is the worst Zelda game

By Shepton on September 14, 2009 in Blogé

I think that Twilight Princess is by far the weakest of all the Zelda games. I’ve summed up some of my primary reasons why below.

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Batman: Arkham Asylum First Impressions

By Shepton on August 11, 2009 in Blogé

I finally got around to trying out the Batman: Arkham Asylum demo a couple days ago and I figured I’d write up my thoughts about it.

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Disappoinâ„¢ent – An IM transcript

By Shepton on July 28, 2009 in Blogé

A few days ago, Renegade and I had a little chat about those annoying â„¢ symbols that so often appear on your console’s dashboard, or on the game’s main menu, and on every single instance of the game’s name in its manual. We figured it seemed like a good thing to subject you all to.

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Does My Wii Just Want Me To Hate It?

By Shepton on July 27, 2009 in Blogé

I’ve never been a fan of Nintendo’s abomination, mainly because I’m not 4 years old and I’m not a stereotype – at least, I’m not one of the stereotypes Nintendo targeted.

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Not A Review Of Dead Space

By Shepton on July 25, 2009 in Blogé

So, I started playing Dead Space, and it wasn’t a bad game. However, it just didn’t compel me to keep playing it. I barely managed to play it for a couple of hours, and I was just kinda bored.

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