How come you kids are so GOD DAMNED stupid and just do the stupidest thing possible every SINGLE SECOND OF THE GOD DAMNED DAY!

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Medal of Honor

By Shepton on November 6, 2010 in Reviews

Final verdict: D+ Final playtime: 5-6 hours

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What now FFaggots?!

By Shepton on November 5, 2010 in Blogé

Remember when video game companies at least pretended to be making games to entertain people?

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Let’s talk about some goddamn Minecraft

By Shepton on October 25, 2010 in Blogé

Holy dumb fuck. One of the few games in recent years truly worthy of praise. And it’s an indie game made in Java? It just goes to show that simple is better.

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Thoughts on the Final Fantasy XIV Beta

By Shepton on September 21, 2010 in Blogé

Another MMO, huh? Oh well. A bunch of my friends are making me play it, so I figured I’d try out the beta to at least prepare myself for how shitty it’ll be. But, to my surprise, it turned out that (for an MMO at least) it’s not so bad. I even kinda enjoy aspects […]

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Mafia II

By Shepton on August 31, 2010 in Reviews

Final verdict: C- Final playtime: 12 hours 30 minutes.

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Alien Swarm

By Shepton on August 13, 2010 in Reviews

Final verdict: B+ Final playtime: Ongoing

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Super Mario Galaxy 2

By Shepton on August 7, 2010 in Haikus

Mario returns

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We haven’t written a review in three months?

By Shepton on August 7, 2010 in Blogé

God damn. First of all, my apologies. The reviews are supposed to be our main thing, and we have been neglecting them pretty bad, so for that I am sorry. I can explain, though.

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Oh that’s IT.

By Shepton on August 6, 2010 in Blogé

I fuckin’ hate turkey. Turkey is no good. Seriously, who the HELL eats TURKEY? Chicken is not endangered! EAT CHICKEN INSTEAD! It is delicious and turkey is not!