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I Would Pay To Play A Call Of Duty Modern Warfare MMO

By Shepton on June 16, 2009 in Blogé

There are rumors lately that Activision could be creating some kind of Call of Duty MMO. It probably won’t happen, but the idea caused beautiful images to spring forth from the darkest dungeons of my imagination, which house only the most terrible of musings, that I deem unfit to ever leave the confines of my […]

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Good news, everyone!

By Shepton on June 8, 2009 in Bloge

REAL HOLOGRAPHIC SIMULATED EVIL LINCOLN IS BAAAACK. As is Futurama! That’s right. Comedy Central has ordered brand new Futurama episodes and it’s back in production.

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InFamous – A Footnote

By Shepton on June 8, 2009 in Blogé

I’d like to take some time to just jot down some of my thoughts regarding inFamous that didn’t make it into my review. Be aware that this contains many, many spoilers, retarded and nonsensical though they may be.

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inFamous

By Shepton on June 4, 2009 in Reviews

Final verdict: B- Final playtime: 10 hours or so

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Shin Megami Tensei Devil Summoner 2 Raidou Kuzunoha Vs. King Abaddon King Mode Guide

By S.A. Renegade on May 20, 2009 in Guides

This is a guide detailing my run through Devil Summoner 2’s King Mode. It is now finished in its entirety. Enjoy!       Table of Contents Introduction General Tips Prologue Chapter 1: An Enigmatic Woman Chapter 2: Assassin’s Bloodline Chapter 3: The Defiled Gods Chapter 4: Prelude To Abaddon Chapter 5: The Day Of […]

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No More Heroes

By S.A. Renegade on May 7, 2009 in Reviews

Final verdict: D Final playtime: 15 hours

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Killzone 2

By Shepton on May 4, 2009 in Reviews

Final verdict: D Final playtime: 6 hours or so

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Halo Wars

By Shepton on May 1, 2009 in Reviews

Final verdict: C Final playtime: Approx. 6 hours

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Stupid Kid Dies, Video Games Clearly At Fault

By Shepton on April 18, 2009 in Bloge

Remember when you’re a kid, and you have a plastic bag, and you’re like, “man, I bet I could use this as a parachute!” so you jump off the top of your slide with it or something, and it doesn’t work, and you’re all like “Damn. That would have been cool. Oh well.”?

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