Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

Several reasons why Twilight Princess is the worst Zelda game

By Shepton on September 14, 2009 in Blogé

I think that Twilight Princess is by far the weakest of all the Zelda games. I’ve summed up some of my primary reasons why below.

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Armored Core For Answer

By Shepton on September 8, 2009 in Reviews

Final verdict: C+ Final playtime: 15 hours

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Velvet Assassin

By Shepton on August 26, 2009 in Reviews

Final verdict: D+ Final playtime: Approx. 10 hours

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Batman: Arkham Asylum First Impressions

By Shepton on August 11, 2009 in Blogé

I finally got around to trying out the Batman: Arkham Asylum demo a couple days ago and I figured I’d write up my thoughts about it.

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Valkyrie Profile Covenant Of The Plume

By S.A. Renegade on August 3, 2009 in Reviews

Final verdict: C Final playtime: 39 hours

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WipEout HD

By Shepton on July 29, 2009 in Reviews

Final verdict: A- Final playtime: Ongoing

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Disappoin™ent – An IM transcript

By Shepton on July 28, 2009 in Blogé

A few days ago, Renegade and I had a little chat about those annoying ™ symbols that so often appear on your console’s dashboard, or on the game’s main menu, and on every single instance of the game’s name in its manual. We figured it seemed like a good thing to subject you all to.

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Does My Wii Just Want Me To Hate It?

By Shepton on July 27, 2009 in Blogé

I’ve never been a fan of Nintendo’s abomination, mainly because I’m not 4 years old and I’m not a stereotype – at least, I’m not one of the stereotypes Nintendo targeted.

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Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix

By S.A. Renegade on July 26, 2009 in Reviews

Final verdict: S Final playtime: At least 100 hours (ongoing)

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Not A Review Of Dead Space

By Shepton on July 25, 2009 in Blogé

So, I started playing Dead Space, and it wasn’t a bad game. However, it just didn’t compel me to keep playing it. I barely managed to play it for a couple of hours, and I was just kinda bored.

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