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A Basic Update Of Things

By Shepton on September 27, 2009 in Bloge

‘sup loyal visitors to this humble website of dudes. I figured I’d give you a basic update of things. I’d always intended to use the bloge for the occasional piece of Scathing Accuracy news, but we essentially don’t do anything worth mentioning. However, that’s all gonna change!

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Scribblenauts

By S.A. Renegade on September 24, 2009 in Reviews

Final verdict: D Final playtime: Fuck it.

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Dissidia: Final Fantasy

By Climpa on September 17, 2009 in Reviews

Final verdict: B Final playtime: 30 hours

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Several reasons why Twilight Princess is the worst Zelda game

By Shepton on September 14, 2009 in Blogé

I think that Twilight Princess is by far the weakest of all the Zelda games. I’ve summed up some of my primary reasons why below.

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Armored Core For Answer

By Shepton on September 8, 2009 in Reviews

Final verdict: C+ Final playtime: 15 hours

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Velvet Assassin

By Shepton on August 26, 2009 in Reviews

Final verdict: D+ Final playtime: Approx. 10 hours

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Batman: Arkham Asylum First Impressions

By Shepton on August 11, 2009 in Blogé

I finally got around to trying out the Batman: Arkham Asylum demo a couple days ago and I figured I’d write up my thoughts about it.

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Valkyrie Profile Covenant Of The Plume

By S.A. Renegade on August 3, 2009 in Reviews

Final verdict: C Final playtime: 39 hours

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WipEout HD

By Shepton on July 29, 2009 in Reviews

Final verdict: A- Final playtime: Ongoing

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Disappoinâ„¢ent – An IM transcript

By Shepton on July 28, 2009 in Blogé

A few days ago, Renegade and I had a little chat about those annoying â„¢ symbols that so often appear on your console’s dashboard, or on the game’s main menu, and on every single instance of the game’s name in its manual. We figured it seemed like a good thing to subject you all to.

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