I love you, Atlus.

By S.A. Renegade on January 30, 2009 in Bloge

Eat it, bitches! Atlus has finally announced that they’ll release Devil Summoner 2 in America, so all you assholes who rated the first one poorly can go jump into a bonfire. I’ve been on pins and needles for a while now, praying that Atlus wouldn’t let Devil Summoner’s poor reception keep them from localizing this […]

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Killer7

By S.A. Renegade on January 25, 2009 in Reviews

Final verdict: C- Final playtime: Doesn’t say. I’d peg it at around 20 hours.

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Valkyria Chronicles

By S.A. Renegade on January 22, 2009 in Reviews

Final verdict: B+ Final playtime: 43 hours

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Foolproof Guide To Making Final Fantasy Stop Sucking

By S.A. Renegade on January 13, 2009 in Blogé

I used to like Final Fantasy back when it was a good series. But it seems somewhere after 10, Square forgot how to make a decent FF. Obviously the age of FF is over. It won’t be able to regain the spot it once held as the king of RPGs. But with these simple tips […]

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EGM is over?

By S.A. Renegade on January 7, 2009 in Bloge

Man this is complete bullshit. Ziff Davis sold the 1up network to Hearst and discontinued EGM. That was the only mag I still subscribed to! I mean sure, print magazines have become pretty obsolete and everything, but I had been reading that shit for… actually I don’t remember how long it’s been. It had sentimental […]

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Chrono Trigger DS

By S.A. Renegade on January 4, 2009 in Reviews

Final verdict: C Final playtime: 40 hours

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Scathing Accuracy Awards 2008

By S.A. Renegade on December 31, 2008 in Blogé

Sup bitches. Welcome to this year’s Scathing Accuracy Awards! The most prestigious videogame awards this side of the netterstreets…maybe. I’m your host, the man with no name! S.A. Renegade, at your service.

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What’s The Deal With These Cereals Anyway?

By S.A. Renegade on December 28, 2008 in Blogé

So as I sit here eating some Cocoa Pebbles I have to wonder. Why do cereal boxes always have dumb mazes on the back?

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