Pokemon Heart Gold And Soul Silver

By Climpa on May 6, 2010 in Reviews

Final verdict: A- Final playtime: Who knows? Climpa sure doesn’t.

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Star Trek Online: To Boldly Go Where Most Have Already Been

By Climpa on February 1, 2010 in Blogé

Since the dawn of 1966, geeks and nerds the world over have dreamt of the day that they too could sit in that hallowed chair; rocking from side to side helplessly as sirens blare and red lights flash.

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Song Summoner: Unsung Heroes – Encore

By Climpa on December 4, 2009 in Reviews

Final verdict: C+ Final playtime: 10 hours

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Uncharted 2: Among Thieves Treasure Locations

By Climpa on October 25, 2009 in Guides

With Uncharted 2: Among Thieves having just landed in stores a week or so ago obviously the thing on everyone’s minds is “Oh man there are 100 treasures to collect in this game, how in the hell am I going to do that?”

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Bayonetta: First Climax

By Climpa on October 12, 2009 in Blogé

Bayonetta makes me feel dirty. That shameful kind of dirty that comes from the objectification of women. Even the name of the demo gives off that kind of creepy pervert vibe; despite being admittedly clever, if not unexpected, with its subtitling in relation to the overtly sexualised nature of Bayonetta – and the world in […]

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Monster Hunter Tri may have no subscription

By Climpa on October 4, 2009 in Bloge

Time to think about dusting off your Wii’s, ladies and gentlemen, because a variety of websites around the internet are talking about Capcom USA’s Chris Kramer having mentioned the following in regards to the subscription fee assosciated with Monster Hunter Tri:

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Champions Online

By Climpa on October 4, 2009 in Reviews

Final verdict: D- Final playtime: Played intermittently for five months

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Batman: Arkham Asylum

By Climpa on October 4, 2009 in Haikus

Batman is so cool

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Halo 3 ODST: Unlockable Skulls

By Climpa on September 30, 2009 in Guides

All of these require you to access the level via Forge mode on the multiplayer disc. Each is worth 25 gamerscore.

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Halo 3 ODST – Legendary: A Survival Guide

By Climpa on September 28, 2009 in Blogé

With a new Halo game having been released that of course means that there is a new Legendary mode to conquer.

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