The written equivalent of upside-down film of an oil well fire

In 1976 a little game called Adventure, designed by Will Crowther, a programmer and spelunking enthusiast, was unleashed onto the masses. With a vast array of locations and a quirky sense of humors, thi was to be the first of many Adventures Game to publically grace computer based entertainment.

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Go Pre-Order Indiana Jones And The Staff Of Kings, Right Now.

By Climpa on February 4, 2009 in Bloge

Finally, a new Indiana Jones game. That’s totally awesome, right? I mean the graphics in Nintendo Power looked a little sub par even by Wii standards – and the trailer is 100% prerendered but… it’s Indy… Right?

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What The Hell Were You Guys Thinking?

By Climpa on January 25, 2009 in Blogé

As you may have noticed, Scathing Accuracy is a website on the internet. Being a website with a decent level of traffic, it would seem obvious that some of that is a result of search engines such as Google picking up on our content when people are looking for something specific.

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Suddenly – And Without Warning – Reviews: Thousands Of Them

By Climpa on January 20, 2009 in Blogé

Final verdict: Not even a real review. Final playtime: I’m moving this shit to the blogé.

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To Hell With Christmas: A Post Seasonal Release Guide

By Climpa on November 30, 2008 in Bloge

During the coveted retail portion of the year known as “the seasonal period” we are generally graced with a great many video games, of varying length and quality, intended to sate our voracious gaming appetites for another year.