We got the chessboard out but you playin' Whac-A-Mole

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Man, do we even update this section anymore? I don't even know what it was for.

Remember when you're a kid, and you have a plastic bag, and you're like, "man, I bet I could use this as a parachute!" so you jump off the top of your slide with it or something, and it doesn't work, and you're all like "Damn. That would have been cool. Oh well."? Add a comment

Finally, a new Indiana Jones game. That's totally awesome, right? I mean the graphics in Nintendo Power looked a little sub par even by Wii standards - and the trailer is 100% prerendered but... it's Indy... Right?

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Eat it, bitches! Atlus has finally announced that they'll release Devil Summoner 2 in America, so all you assholes who rated the first one poorly can go jump into a bonfire. I've been on pins and needles for a while now, praying that Atlus wouldn't let Devil Summoner's poor reception keep them from localizing this one, and now I can finally sleep at night. Add a comment

Man this is complete bullshit. Ziff Davis sold the 1up network to Hearst and discontinued EGM. That was the only mag I still subscribed to! I mean sure, print magazines have become pretty obsolete and everything, but I had been reading that shit for... actually I don't remember how long it's been. It had sentimental value! Add a comment

During the coveted retail portion of the year known as "the seasonal period" we are generally graced with a great many video games, of varying length and quality, intended to sate our voracious gaming appetites for another year. Add a comment