Aw, man! Some internet guy is saying I like to pour wine along my pecker! I HATE days like today!
Moustachio, Left 4 Dead 2's Savior
Nobody knows what happened to Wiggy. Maybe he died. Maybe he cured cancer and then never told anybody.
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But I mean I'll be honest, this is just here to make us look legit.