Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

I'd like to take some time to just jot down some of my thoughts regarding inFamous that didn't make it into my review. Be aware that this contains many, many spoilers, retarded and nonsensical though they may be. Add a comment

So this piece of shit just came out in Europe and America (and also Australia, I guess, but nobody cares about those fuckers). Apparently it managed to surpass the opening weekend sales of both the DS and DS lite over in Britland.

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As you may have noticed, Scathing Accuracy is a website on the internet. Being a website with a decent level of traffic, it would seem obvious that some of that is a result of search engines such as Google picking up on our content when people are looking for something specific.

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I used to like Final Fantasy back when it was a good series. But it seems somewhere after 10, Square forgot how to make a decent FF. Obviously the age of FF is over. It won't be able to regain the spot it once held as the king of RPGs. But with these simple tips I'm about to give, at the very least it can stop sucking so many miles of dick. So take notes, Square, you bunch of incompetent monkeys.

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I hate what they did to Sonic. My childhood hero has been keel-hauled, and Sonic Team just won't stop making it worse.

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