How come you kids are so GOD DAMNED stupid and just do the stupidest thing possible every SINGLE SECOND OF THE GOD DAMNED DAY!

Star Wars: The Force Unleashed Costumes Guide

By Climpa on September 22, 2008 in Guides

Okay, so while the title says “Costumes Guide” there aren’t that many that require actively hunting down. Never the less, here is a complete list of each costume and how to unlock it:

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I Wish I Could Nuke The Force Unleashed Out Of Existence

By S.A. Renegade on September 22, 2008 in Blogé

God dammit I hate how popular this game is. You go to gayfags right now and both versions show up as number 1 and 2 on the top ten games.

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Fracture Demo First Impressions

By Shepton on September 20, 2008 in Blogé

I wasn’t expecting much at all from Fracture. After seeing a few videos and reading about it I assumed that it would be just another game with a gimmick that makes it a little bit different from every other game that’s otherwise exactly the same as it. I guess in some ways I was pretty […]

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Spore

By Shepton on September 20, 2008 in Haikus

Creature creator

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Super Paper Mario

By Shepton on September 17, 2008 in Reviews

Final verdict: D+ Final playtime: 15 hours

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Shut up about DRM already

By Shepton on September 14, 2008 in Bloge

So I decided to browse Slashdot’s Games section and all I can find lately are DRM stories about how EA got fucked because everybody pirated Spore blah blah blah.

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Super Collider? I Just Met Her!

By Shepton on September 10, 2008 in Blogé

So today’s the day that nothing special happens at all, because the Large Hadron Collider is only in its testing stages for the next month or so.

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Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise Preorder Pinatas

By Climpa on September 9, 2008 in Blogé

A quick video showcase of the 10 preorder bonus card Pinatas for Viva Pinata: Trouble in Paradise on Xbox 360. Also below: all 10 cards for you to use yourself.

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Mercenaries 2

By Shepton on September 8, 2008 in Reviews

Final verdict: F Final playtime: A few hours.

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