ain't give no sucker your meal, it adds to nothin and he is an animal all the while, no receipt on file, no loyalty no style.
Halo Wars
By Shepton on May 1, 2009 in Reviews
Final verdict: C Final playtime: Approx. 6 hours
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By Shepton on April 18, 2009 in Bloge
Remember when you’re a kid, and you have a plastic bag, and you’re like, “man, I bet I could use this as a parachute!” so you jump off the top of your slide with it or something, and it doesn’t work, and you’re all like “Damn. That would have been cool. Oh well.”?
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By S.A. Renegade on April 8, 2009 in Blogé
So this piece of shit just came out in Europe and America (and also Australia, I guess, but nobody cares about those fuckers). Apparently it managed to surpass the opening weekend sales of both the DS and DS lite over in Britland.
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By Shepton on April 4, 2009 in Reviews
Final verdict: F for Fuck you Final playtime: 5-6 hours
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By S.A. Renegade on March 25, 2009 in Reviews
Final verdict: F Final playtime: Another game that doesn’t record play time.
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By S.A. Renegade on March 17, 2009 in Reviews
Final verdict: B Final playtime: 99 hours
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By S.A. Renegade on March 1, 2009 in Haikus
Fuck this nigger shit.
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By S.A. Renegade on February 21, 2009 in Reviews
Final verdict: A- Final playtime: 92 hours
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By Climpa on February 4, 2009 in Bloge
Finally, a new Indiana Jones game. That’s totally awesome, right? I mean the graphics in Nintendo Power looked a little sub par even by Wii standards – and the trailer is 100% prerendered but… it’s Indy… Right?
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By Shepton on January 31, 2009 in Reviews
Final verdict: B+ Final playtime: A lot more than Renegade’s because I suck at this game.
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