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Bayonetta: First Climax

By Climpa on October 12, 2009 in Blogé

Bayonetta makes me feel dirty. That shameful kind of dirty that comes from the objectification of women. Even the name of the demo gives off that kind of creepy pervert vibe; despite being admittedly clever, if not unexpected, with its subtitling in relation to the overtly sexualised nature of Bayonetta – and the world in […]

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Champions Online

By Climpa on October 4, 2009 in Reviews

Final verdict: D- Final playtime: Played intermittently for five months

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Introducing Wiggy, our new writer!

By Shepton on October 4, 2009 in Bloge

As I mentioned in my last bloge, we have a new guest writer joining us. His name is Wiggy.

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Monster Hunter Tri may have no subscription

By Climpa on October 4, 2009 in Bloge

Time to think about dusting off your Wii’s, ladies and gentlemen, because a variety of websites around the internet are talking about Capcom USA’s Chris Kramer having mentioned the following in regards to the subscription fee assosciated with Monster Hunter Tri:

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Batman: Arkham Asylum

By Climpa on October 4, 2009 in Haikus

Batman is so cool

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Halo 3 ODST: Unlockable Skulls

By Climpa on September 30, 2009 in Guides

All of these require you to access the level via Forge mode on the multiplayer disc. Each is worth 25 gamerscore.

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Halo 3 ODST – Legendary: A Survival Guide

By Climpa on September 28, 2009 in Blogé

With a new Halo game having been released that of course means that there is a new Legendary mode to conquer.

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A Basic Update Of Things

By Shepton on September 27, 2009 in Bloge

‘sup loyal visitors to this humble website of dudes. I figured I’d give you a basic update of things. I’d always intended to use the bloge for the occasional piece of Scathing Accuracy news, but we essentially don’t do anything worth mentioning. However, that’s all gonna change!

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Scribblenauts

By S.A. Renegade on September 24, 2009 in Reviews

Final verdict: D Final playtime: Fuck it.

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Dissidia: Final Fantasy

By Climpa on September 17, 2009 in Reviews

Final verdict: B Final playtime: 30 hours

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