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Are you serious? / Haikus on a gaming site? / Nah, fuck it, I’m out. (Oh shit though, surprise tanka / it’s snowing on mount Fuji)

Shepton updates site / The familiar green hue / A spring breeze sighs past

By Shepton on March 16, 2017 in Haikus

Not on the bloge page Nor is it on the blogé This note; a haiku.

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Diablo III

By Shepton on May 17, 2012 in Haikus

Copy/paste old game

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Gears of War 3

By Shepton on July 19, 2011 in Haikus

September? Fuck that.

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L.A. Noire

By Shepton on June 27, 2011 in Haikus

Face animations

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Super Mario Galaxy 2

By Shepton on August 7, 2010 in Haikus

Mario returns

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Bayonetta

By Shepton on December 21, 2009 in Haikus

An ass that won’t quit

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Scribblenauts

By Shepton on October 16, 2009 in Haikus

A cool idea

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Batman: Arkham Asylum

By Climpa on October 4, 2009 in Haikus

Batman is so cool

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Call of Duty: World At War

By Shepton on June 15, 2009 in Haikus

World War 2 again

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Street Fighter IV

By S.A. Renegade on March 1, 2009 in Haikus

Fuck this nigger shit.

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