Aw, man! Some internet guy is saying I like to pour wine along my pecker! I HATE days like today!

It’s Killer7’s fault that you reenacted GTA in real life

By S.A. Renegade on September 3, 2008 in Bloge

So some dude in Thailand killed a taxi driver and blamed GTA. What’s the obvious course of action? Ban Killer7! Something tells me the Thai Ministry of Culture didn’t actually play the game. I mean I haven’t either! I will soon though so get off my back.

Apparently they banned 5 games:

  • Hitman
  • Three Hundred The Video Game
  • Killer Seven
  • Hitman: Blood Money
  • Fifty Cent: Bullet Proof

Now 300 and Fitty cent I can understand. I would ban that shit too. We gotta have some quality control around here. Don’t wanna be like Nintendo and let every piece of shit through the door, do we?

But Killer7? What does that even have to do with. Oh, I see. It has killer in the title. That just screams “will cause you to reenact a scene in GTA”.

Except wait a minute. What scene? I don’t remember you stabbing a taxi driver anywhere. Fucking bullshit man! I always get the gay version! Or wait do I actually have to do the stabbing myself? Is that how it works?

Ah well, cheer up Thailand! At least you’ve got all those prostitutes.

Source: CNET Asia

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