Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
You won't find the 7-10 scale here. We try to keep a level head and talk honestly about the games we review. We aren't paid to do it. We just enjoy games, and have an inflated sense of the value of our own opinions. Head over to the review scale page to get a sense of approximately what we mean when we grade something, but keep in mind that grades are fucking meaningless in the grand scheme of things.