The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.

Just what in the FUCK were you doing that brought you here? Huh?! Fucking stop it. You dumbass. Look what you fucking did. You were probably just typing a bunch of stupid shit in the URL bar, weren't you? Because I damn well spent long enough working to make this site perfect that I'm pretty confident I didn't FUCK it up!

No but seriously if you got here from clicking a link somewhere in the site or our YouTube channel or something please let me know so I can track it down and figure out what's up.

You're still a bitch though.

- Webmasta Sheppy D