White Knight Chronicles

04 March 2010 | Shepton

I fear I must begin this review with a simple warning: Do not play this game. It is not good. It may even be the A...

Heavy Rain

28 February 2010 | Shepton

Well shit. This turned out to be worse than I expected. I'm pretty fucking disappointed, really. This game had all...

Bioshock 2

18 February 2010 | S.A. Renegade

Shut up. As you people should already know, I don't like shooters. They are basically low games of dudes to me. ...

Darksiders

14 February 2010 | Shepton

Alright you pack of ignorant fools, it's time once again for Shepton to lay down some serious wisdom. If you choos...

Mass Effect 2

11 February 2010 | S.A. Renegade

Holy shit this just in you guys. Mass Effect 2 doesn't suck. I enjoyed ME1 despite the fact that it wasn't that ...

Bayonetta

23 January 2010 | S.A. Renegade

Aight, so. Originally I wasn't going to review this game since it's usually implicit that if I take the time to ...

Ghostbusters

21 January 2010 | Shepton

I will not allow you to say negative things about Ghostbusters. I am allowed to say such things, but you must unde...

Halo 3: ODST

16 January 2010 | Shepton

I'm not sure whether or not I should even be reviewing this. I mean, it's not a game. It just isn't long enough to...

Assassin's Creed 2

20 December 2009 | Shepton

Does the Pope know sluts? Of course he does. What, you think the catholic church ain't know how to party? That's b...

Song Summoner: Unsung Heroes - Encore

04 December 2009 | Climpa

This summer... In a world where music has been outlawed... The original Song Summoner: The Unsung Heroes was ...

Borderlands

03 December 2009 | Shepton

Borderlands is bland. I mean, it's right there in the name. Bored Erlands. I was excited about and interested in i...

Brutal Legend

03 December 2009 | S.A. Renegade

Aight yeah, I know, been a while. I beat this game like a decade ago but never got around to reviewing it becaus...

Left 4 Dead 2

02 December 2009 | Shepton

Hmm. This is kind of a toughie. Left 4 Dead is an incredibly hard act to follow, and Valve followed it by simply c...

Red Faction: Guerilla Warfare

23 November 2009 | Shepton

This is your average open world roam-and-capture-areas-using-violence game. It's Red Faction, so you blow up the s...

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

17 November 2009 | Shepton

What can I say about a game that's kept me so well entertained since its launch that I haven't even found the time...

Demon's Souls

27 October 2009 | S.A. Renegade

Well I just beat Demon's Souls so I guess it's about time I reviewed it. I didn't have very high expectations fo...

Uncharted: Drake's Fortune

23 October 2009 | Shepton

With Uncharted 2 just recently releasing, I figured I'd stow away on the bandwagon and see if it was a smooth ride...

Shin Megami Tensei: Persona

17 October 2009 | S.A. Renegade

Shit, dog. Before this game came out I thought it wouldn't be very good. After all, for one thing it was on PSP,...

Batman: Arkham Asylum

16 October 2009 | Shepton

I wasn't expecting much from a superhero game. Let's face it, good games from the Marvel and DC camps are incredib...

Champions Online

04 October 2009 | Climpa

When it comes to superheroes and video games, I'll be the first to admit that they quite often don't have a great...

Scribblenauts

24 September 2009 | S.A. Renegade

Aright fools. I've been busy being a lazyass motherfucker as usual, but now I'm back and gonna set all you dipsh...

Dissidia: Final Fantasy

17 September 2009 | Climpa

For a long time now, video games have often included cameos or crossovers; mostly subtle winks and nudges to f...

Armored Core For Answer

08 September 2009 | Shepton

I rented this game because I enjoyed its predecessor, Armored Core 4. The reason I enjoyed Armored Core 4 wasn't i...

Velvet Assassin

26 August 2009 | Shepton

This game just isn't very good in the main. It's your basic stealth action game, in some ways along the same vein ...

Valkyrie Profile Covenant of the Plume

03 August 2009 | S.A. Renegade

I'm not a fan of Tri-Ace ever since they started sucking. But I still don't hate them enough to boycott their ga...

WipEout HD

29 July 2009 | Shepton

Hot DAMN this is a game. I recall spending weeks playing the original WipEout on the PlayStation Demo One disc, be...

Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix

26 July 2009 | S.A. Renegade

Ok, I've been playing this game for almost 2 months now so I think it's about time I reviewed it. First, some b...

Call of Duty: World at War

12 July 2009 | Shepton

When I was a kid I was a huge fan of World War II FPS games, but the more I played them the more I realized they w...

Shin Megami Tensei Devil Survivor

11 July 2009 | S.A. Renegade

What up hoes. After my very long hiatus writing my Devil Summoner 2 guide I'm back to play other shit. Wait, act...

Prototype

23 June 2009 | Shepton

After playing inFamous, I have to say that Prototype just doesn't compare. The controls, visuals and physics are a...

inFamous

04 June 2009 | Shepton

I played the demo of inFamous a couple days ago, and was impressed enough to buy the game. And y'know what? Money ...

No More Heroes

07 May 2009 | S.A. Renegade

Yo. Guess what. It's time to review more shit. I haven't done any reviews in a while but I'm back now and ready ...

Killzone 2

04 May 2009 | Shepton

Y'know the scene in The Punisher movie when he blows up a bunch of cars and they make his logo out of flames, visi...

Halo Wars

01 May 2009 | Shepton

Let me begin by just saying that I've played Command and Conquer. I've played Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War, and I...

Resident Evil 5

04 April 2009 | Shepton

Yes we already did this one. No we didn't do it hard enough. Alright, so where to start? Let's say the beginning....

Resident Evil 5

25 March 2009 | S.A. Renegade

Holy shit. This game is so god awful that I couldn't even beat it. That's right. It was so bad that I c...

Star Ocean The Last Hope

17 March 2009 | S.A. Renegade

This is one of the games I was most excited about. Star Ocean 3 was absolutely brilliant, one of the best games ...

Shin Megami Tensei Devil Summoner Raidou Kuzunoha vs. the Soulless Army

21 February 2009 | S.A. Renegade

Hokay, so I said I might replay this game in preparation for the sequel, and it looks like I couldn't help mysel...

Valkyria Chronicles

31 January 2009 | Shepton

This is, by a fairly wide margin, one of the best games on the PS3, and one of the very few games on the console t...

Killer7

25 January 2009 | S.A. Renegade

Hokay, so I said I would eventually play this ...

Valkyria Chronicles

22 January 2009 | S.A. Renegade

Hey, better late than never, yeah? This game got hyped up a lot by Sony fanboys when it was announced just becau...

Suddenly - and without warning - Reviews: thousands of them.

20 January 2009 | Climpa

Banjo Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts, Lego Batman, Sonic Unleashed, Tatsunoko vs. Capcom, Viva Pinata: Trouble in Paradise...

Chrono Trigger DS

04 January 2009 | S.A. Renegade

Hey, it's my first review of 2009, and whaddaya fuckin' know, it's another disappointment. Yep, that's pretty mu...

Prince of Persia

02 January 2009 | Shepton

I may as well stop writing reviews because it seems that most of the time ...

Shin Megami Tensei Persona 4

27 December 2008 | S.A. Renegade

I'm back, behbeh. You can file complaints to P4 for my short hiatus. 'cause I know you all can't get enough of m...

Left 4 Dead

15 December 2008 | Shepton

Left 4 Dead is an incredible multiplayer experience, and is even impressive single-player, with relatively smart a...

Infinite Undiscovery

05 December 2008 | S.A. Renegade

So I've had this game sealed and tucked in my drawer for like years or some shit. Ok, months. Haven't had time ...

Banjo Kazooie Nuts & Bolts

29 November 2008 | S.A. Renegade

When I first started playing this game, I absolutely hated it beyond belief. Then I gave it a chance and kept pl...

Fallout 3

23 November 2008 | S.A. Renegade

Hey kids. It's Fallout 3 time. I've been hearing a lot of people calling GOTY on this game. Faggots like Climpa,...

Star Ocean: First Departure

18 November 2008 | S.A. Renegade

So I'm a fan of Star Ocean, and I think Tri-Ace is one of the coolest developers around. Having never played the...

Gears of War 2

15 November 2008 | Shepton

In a week of playing this game I've already had more fun with it than any other game I've played. That's saying a ...

Harvest Moon: Tree of Tranquility

06 November 2008 | S.A. Renegade

So ToT was already worth it just 'cause I got this awesome cow plushie bonus (what? Fuck you. So I'm a slave to ...

Fable 2

02 November 2008 | Shepton

I enjoyed Fable 2. I wasn't expecting it to be anything special, but it turned out pretty decent. It's not without...

Spider-Man: Web of Shadows

01 November 2008 | Climpa

Based on the few hours I played of this game-- No, only kidding. As we start to barrel headlong into the seas...

Wario Land Shake It!

23 October 2008 | S.A. Renegade

Ok, I guess I'm about done with Wario Land here. Overall it was a pretty decent game. Not good, not bad, just de...

Fracture

16 October 2008 | Shepton

Ugh. I wasn't expecting much but this turned out to be a terrible game. First of all, it's another case of a game ...

Pikmin 2

05 October 2008 | S.A. Renegade

Yeah I know what you're saying. "Nigger, this game is olde!!" Well fuck you. I'll play what I want 'cause YOU CA...

Star Wars: The Force Unleashed

04 October 2008 | Shepton

It has Star Wars in the name, so the chances of this game being good were always in a state of flux. When this gam...

Mega Man 9

01 October 2008 | S.A. Renegade

Hwell, guess I'll finish my Mega M'n 9 adventure by making this review. At least until the DLC comes out. Whe...

Dark Sector

24 September 2008 | Shepton

I wish Digital Extremes had put more effort into Dark Sector. It could have been good, but as is it's pretty avera...

Super Paper Mario

17 September 2008 | Shepton

Old game. I know. Shut up and read. The Paper Mario games have always had a really nice art style to them. It's s...

Mercenaries 2

08 September 2008 | Shepton

This game just barely lived up to my expectations. That's not a good thing, as my expectations were lower than a ...

Trauma Center: Under the Knife 2

06 September 2008 | S.A. Renegade

Awiiight, I just finished XS ranking the final operation in this game! Now I can finally review it. It's funny, I...

Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne

02 September 2008 | S.A. Renegade

Yo. So I decided to re-replay this game again along with some friends who had never played it before (one of them...

Shin Megami Tensei Persona 3 FES

01 September 2008 | S.A. Renegade

So FES. Words can barely describe how excited I was for this game. I mean come on. Persona 3 was the best game of...

Metal Gear Solid 4

31 August 2008 | Shepton

As the PlayStation 3's only good game to date, Metal Gear Solid 4 is pretty much the only thing carrying the cons...

Crisis Core

30 August 2008 | S.A. Renegade

Haha, that poor PSP. Just when you think the big bad bully Mr. DS has pushed him all the way to suicide, he just ...

Baroque

29 August 2008 | S.A. Renegade

Now this is one fucked up game. I'd rather drink poison than play this shit again. It's pretty obscure too. Most ...

Assassin's Creed

27 August 2008 | S.A. Renegade

So Assassin's Creed. I really didn't have high expectations for this game. Shepton had already told me it wasn't ...

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

26 August 2008 | S.A. Renegade

So Brawl. This game is huge man. It's been my most anticipated game for quite a while. I pre-ordered this shit li...

Grand Theft Auto IV

25 August 2008 | S.A. Renegade

Yo, what 'appening! It's that time of the year again, folks. Time to paughty! Um, I mean, listen to me t...

Braid

24 August 2008 | Shepton

I must confess to being out of the loop when Braid was in development. The first time I heard about it was when a...

Mass Effect

24 August 2008 | S.A. Renegade

Welp, I beat Mass Effect. Let's do this thang. You with me? First off, some perspective. I came into this game ex...

Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney 4

23 August 2008 | S.A. Renegade

If you've played the previous Ace Attorney games, which you should have, you already know pretty much what to exp...

Devil May Cry 4

21 August 2008 | S.A. Renegade

Hokay. After 80 hours of playtime and S ranking Dante Must Die and the Bloody Palace, I think I'm ready to give a...

Trauma Center: New Blood

15 August 2008 | S.A. Renegade

Hoo boy. New Blood. After 72 hours of playtime and getting an XS rank in all 98 missions, I think I'm qualified t...