Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

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The dumping ground. If we feel the need to talk shit, but it isn't a review, it'll end up here.

Final verdict: Not even a real review.
Final playtime: I'm moving this shit to the blogé.

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I initially wrote this as a review for the game, but I simply couldn't force myself to ever finish it, so I thought it unfair to post a review without experiencing the entire game - even though I know for a fact it never improves after the point that I had reached.

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Kids today are growing up wrong. They don't remember the weight of a Nintendo Gameboy. They don't remember that underwater level in Mario where you were in a submarine and there was an octopus boss. They don't remember when games were played on green LCD screens, and the only color they were capable of displaying was black.

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I've insisted from the beginning that Sonic the Hedgehog 4 would suck - The Sonic cycle will not be broken, it's much too late for that. Sega have dug their grave so deep that they will never escape it. Add a comment

Since the dawn of 1966, geeks and nerds the world over have dreamt of the day that they too could sit in that hallowed chair; rocking from side to side helplessly as sirens blare and red lights flash.

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