I don't have low self-esteem. I have low esteem for everyone else.

So today's the day that nothing special happens at all, because the Large Hadron Collider is only in its testing stages for the next month or so.

Whatever happens, I think it's an interesting experiment. And if the super collider super explodes then hey, at least France will go first, right? And I'm sure Gordon Freeman will save the rest of us.

I'd like to think that somewhere in the CERN labs, G-man is straightening his tie and waiting patiently.