Bayonetta

21 December 2009 | Shepton

An ass that won't quit Legs from here to Ya-Ya, too Bitchin' tits as well...

Scribblenauts

16 October 2009 | Shepton

A cool idea Ruined by lazy controls Ropes solve all puzzles...

Batman: Arkham Asylum

04 October 2009 | Climpa

Batman Is So Cool The World's Greatest Detective Joker Is So Boned...

Call of Duty: World at War

15 June 2009 | Shepton

World War 2 again Honestly, what was the point? Damn you all, Treyarch...

Street Fighter IV

01 March 2009 | S.A. Renegade

Fuck this nigger shit. Play HD Remix instead. Does it all better....

Fallout 3

21 November 2008 | Shepton

Everything is brown All you do is walk all day Combat's boring too...

Spore

20 September 2008 | Shepton

Creature creator Is the only thing that's good In the entire game....

Trauma Center: Second Opinion

13 September 2008 | Shepton

So very intense. Keep your wits about you, sir, Or the patient's boned....

Soul Calibur IV in a nutshell

05 September 2008 | S.A. Renegade

Whining Kilik noobs Calling you "No-skill faggot" After you beat them....

Castle Crashers

29 August 2008 | S.A. Renegade

Fun Game. Cool music. Brought down by broken online. What a way to go....

Braid

24 August 2008 | Shepton

Such clever puzzles. Such an intriguing story. Such a damn good game....

Gears of War 2

21 August 2008 | Shepton

Cliffy B, shut up. We know it's bigger, better And more badass. Jeez....

Ninja Gaiden 2

18 August 2008 | Shepton

Ninja Gaiden Two What the fuck, this is bullshit I'll flip this game off....