We are DEFINITELY not afraid of the fucking POLICE right now.
If the mood takes us, we sometimes (read: basically never) write in-depth guides to games. Thing is, guides take an enormous amount of effort and time to put together. We don't half-ass them, because if we care enough to make a guide, it's gonna be a guide for a game we truly love. 'cept when Shepton used to make collectible guides for Call of Duty or Uncharted or whatever. That was just clickbait.
What be's UP my doggs in tha pound! You may be wondering what I've got for you today. Hwell, nothing more than a full guide to getting all the Broken Witch Hearts and Broken Moon Pearls in Bayonetta (and by extension the locations of and how to complete all the Alfheims since they all give you hearts and pearls).