Fuck you. Go to jail.

'sup loyal visitors to this humble website of dudes. I figured I'd give you a basic update of things. I'd always intended to use the bloge for the occasional piece of Scathing Accuracy news, but we essentially don't do anything worth mentioning. However, that's all gonna change!

That's right! From now on, I'll do my best to talk about the shit that isn't even worth mentioning.

To start off, Renegade and I recently decided we needed to make flowcharts. That was basically a thing that we decided. So after much playing of Street Fighter we finally remembered what we had decided, and we made flowcharts that show our thought processes when we set out to write a review. You can find them on our profile pages.

We also have a new guest writer joining us! His name is Wiggy, and he has wicked sack. His profile will be filled out in the near future so you can all learn about him in disturbing detail soon.

Alright, that's all. Fuck along, now.