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REAL HOLOGRAPHIC SIMULATED EVIL LINCOLN IS BAAAACK. As is Futurama! That's right. Comedy Central has ordered brand new Futurama episodes and it's back in production.

If Comedy Central were a person, I would fall to their feet, and cry tears of purest joy all over their shoes.

Oh, and the Fox network can eat my dick and choke on it, they're all fucking stupid, ignorant asswipes.

So what if this isn't video game related news? Fuck you, it's my website and I'll be whatever I wanna do.