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Crossing the line: An open letter to Infinity Ward
10 November 2009 | Shepton
I'll be reviewing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 soon, but I just wanted to say something about it while it's fresh...

Moustachio, Left 4 Dead 2's Savior
15 October 2009 | Wiggy
The cast and setting are too different. It's too soon and will split the community. Coach's fashion sense is laugha...

Introducing Wiggy, our new writer
04 October 2009 | Shepton
As I mentioned in the last bloge, we have a new guest writer joining us. His name is Wiggy. ...

Monster Hunter Tri May Have No Subscription
04 October 2009 | Climpa
Time to think about dusting off your Wii's, ladies and gentlemen, because a ...

A basic update of things
27 September 2009 | Shepton
'sup loyal visitors to this humble website of dudes. I figured I'd give you a basic update of things. I'd always in...

Stop making me hate Trauma Team
03 July 2009 | S.A. Renegade
Just shut the fuck up. So a few months back Atlus announced Trauma Team for the Wii, the next installment...
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24 June 2009 | Climpa
In 1976 a little game called Adventure, designed by Will Crowther, a programmer and spelunking enthusiast, was unle...

Good news, everyone!
08 June 2009 | Shepton
REAL HOLOGRAPHIC SIMULATED EVIL LINCOLN IS BAAAACK. As is Futurama! That's right. ...

Stupid kid dies, video games clearly at fault
18 April 2009 | Shepton
Remember when you're a kid, and you have a plastic bag, and you're like, "man, I bet I could use this as a parachut...

Go Pre-Order Indiana Jones and the Staff of Kings, Right Now.
04 February 2009 | Climpa
Finally, a new Indiana Jones game. That's totally awesome, right? I mean the graphics in Nintendo Power looked a li...

I love you, Atlus.
30 January 2009 | S.A. Renegade
Eat it, bitches! Atlus has finally announced that they'll release Devil Summoner 2 in America, so all you assholes...

EGM is over?
07 January 2009 | S.A. Renegade
Man this is complete bullshit. Ziff Davis sold the 1up network to Hearst and discontinued EGM. That was the only m...

To Hell With Christmas: A Post Seasonal Release Guide
30 November 2008 | Climpa
During the coveted retail portion of the year known as "the seasonal period" we are generally graced with a great m...

Little Big Planet; or Why We Can't Have Nice Things
21 October 2008 | Climpa
So it's pretty old news by now that Little Big Planet has been delayed. You may have noticed this as you sit here t...

DSi: Really Such A Great Idea?
04 October 2008 | Climpa
In short; nope. As great as a newer, better Nintendo DS is in theory there are a few issues the redesign brings to ...

Blizzard Succesfully Sues Glider Bot for $6 million: Proves Nothing.
01 October 2008 | Climpa
A lot of people have most likely heard the origins of the story; Way back in 2006 Vivendi Universal took Michael Do...

Fable 2 multiplayer co-op? Nah.
28 September 2008 | Shepton
Shortly after Little Big Planet's developers revealed that co-op level creation ...

Little Big Planet's Big Big Failure
23 September 2008 | Shepton
Little Big Planet's biggest and most important feature, multiplayer online co-op level creation, ...

Shut up about DRM already
14 September 2008 | Shepton
So I decided to browse Slashdot's Games section and all I can find lately are ...

It's Killer7's fault that you reenacted GTA in real life
03 September 2008 | S.A. Renegade
So some dude in Thailand killed a taxi driver and blamed GTA. What's the obvious course of action? Ban Killer7! Som...

Exclusives aren't important? Yeah, if you're Microsoft.
02 September 2008 | S.A. Renegade

Stardock's "Gamer's Bill of Rights" a step forward, if people listen
31 August 2008 | Shepton
On the 29th, Stardock announced "The Gamer's Bill of R...

Nintendo to 'core: It's fine to sell your Wii.
27 August 2008 | Climpa
Taken from October 2008's issue of Edge: We have never neglected our c...

Using treadmills to control MMO characters
26 August 2008 | Shepton
Getting healthy while playing video games is a dream for some, but a nightmare for others. It's something Nintendo'...

Square-Enix reevaluates FFXI boss fights after mainstream attention
23 August 2008 | Climpa
The past week or so the internet has been abuzz with the same exagerated quote, "[Players] passing out and getting ...

Oh boy, GTA IV DLC hits this fall!
20 August 2008 | S.A. Renegade
This is my care meter: || It's just been way too long since GTA IV came out. Oh, and also it's not a very good ...