I grow concerned

16 February 2010 | Shepton

I've insisted from the beginning that Sonic the Hedgehog 4 would suck - ...

Star Trek Online: To Boldly Go Where Most Have Already Been

01 February 2010 | Climpa

Since the dawn of 1966, geeks and nerds the world over have dreamt of the day that they too could sit in that hallo...

Let's talk about Dante's Inferno

22 January 2010 | Shepton

So I recently played the demo of Dante's Inferno, and I gotta say, it's pitiful. It feels like I'm playing a game t...

Scathing Accuracy 2009 Awards

29 December 2009 | S.A. Renegade

What up my dogg food gangstas? It's that time of year again. The time when we give out the ONLY awards that matter...

Section 8

28 October 2009 | Shepton

Alright look. This isn't a review. I played this game for ten minutes and wanted to rip out my eyeballs and die. W...

Left 4 Dead 2 Demo - First impressions

27 October 2009 | Shepton

Oh fuck, it's here! I have been waiting so long to finally get a taste of Left 4 Dead 2, and it tastes good. But he...

Some thoughts on Flower, and games as art

25 October 2009 | Shepton

As I mention in my profile, I tend to enjoy a video game the same way most people would enjoy a movie. I see them a...

Y'know what? FUCK you.

14 October 2009 | Shepton

Yes, you, person who is statistically likely to have found this website via some unfortunately phrased search on Go...

Bayonetta: First Climax

12 October 2009 | Climpa

Bayonetta makes me feel dirty. That shameful kind of dirty that comes from the objectification of women. Even ...

Halo 3 ODST - Legendary: A Survival Guide

28 September 2009 | Climpa

With a new Halo game having been released that of course means that there is a new Legendary mode to conquer. And w...

Several reasons why Twilight Princess is the worst Zelda game

14 September 2009 | Shepton

I think that Twilight Princess is by far the weakest of all the Zelda games. I've summed up some of my primary reas...

Batman: Arkham Asylum first impressions

11 August 2009 | Shepton

I finally got around to trying out the Batman: Arkham Asylum demo a couple days ago and I figured I'd write up my t...

Disappoin™ent - An IM transcript

28 July 2009 | Shepton

A few days ago, Renegade and I had a little chat about those annoying ™ symbols that so often appear on your cons...

Does my Wii just want me to hate it?

27 July 2009 | Shepton

I've never been a fan of Nintendo's abomination, mainly because I'm not 4 years old and I'm not a stereotype - at l...

Not a review of Dead Space

25 July 2009 | Shepton

So, I started playing Dead Space, and it wasn't a bad game. However, it just didn't compel me to keep playing it. I...

Micro-Review Worms (iPhone)

14 July 2009 | Climpa

A simplified version of Worms for iPhone. Best played multiplayer (pass the phone) but fiddly controls often make...

Micro-Review Battlefield Heroes

12 July 2009 | Climpa

Decent third person take on the battlefield franchise. Lacks the personality of TF2 but it's free in your browser....

Micro-Review: Tales of Monkey Island episode 1

11 July 2009 | Climpa

Solid revival of a classic adventure. Short but nostalgic and funny....

I would pay to play a Call of Duty Modern Warfare MMO

16 June 2009 | Shepton

There are rumors lately that Activision could be creating some kind of ...

inFamous - A Footnote

08 June 2009 | Shepton

I'd like to take some time to just jot down some of my thoughts regarding inFamous that didn't make it into my revi...

The DSi pisses me off

08 April 2009 | S.A. Renegade

So this piece of shit just came out in Europe and America (and also Australia, I guess, but nobody cares about tho...

What the Hell Were You Guys Thinking?

25 January 2009 | Climpa

As you may have noticed, ScathingAccuracy is a website on the internet. Being a website with a decent level of traf...

Foolproof Guide to Making Final Fantasy Stop Sucking

13 January 2009 | S.A. Renegade

I used to like Final Fantasy back when it was a good series. But it seems somewhere after 10, Square forgot how to...

The real way to make Sonic cool again

04 January 2009 | Shepton

I hate what they did to Sonic. My childhood hero has been keel-hauled, and Sonic Team just won't stop making it wor...

Scathing Accuracy Awards 2008

31 December 2008 | S.A. Renegade

Sup bitches. Welcome to this year's Scathing Accuracy Awards! The most prestigious videogame awards this side of t...

What's the deal with these cereals anyway?

28 December 2008 | S.A. Renegade

So as I sit here eating some Cocoa Pebbles I have to wonder. Why do cereal boxes always have dumb mazes on the bac...

Gears of War 2 multiplayer is horrendous

29 November 2008 | Shepton

It really pains me to say all this, but I'd just like to take a moment to talk about just how fucking terrible Gear...

Dear Sony, Microsoft and Nintendo. Please stop making shitty controllers.

22 October 2008 | S.A. Renegade

Man, so what's the deal with these faggot game companies churning out hardware with obvious design flaws that coul...

Call of Duty 5: World at War Multiplayer Beta

17 October 2008 | Shepton

Treyarch actually got it right. How? By literally re-skinning Call of Duty 4. Call of Duty 5 is simply Call of Duty...

Goodnight, sweet prince

16 October 2008 | Shepton

On Tuesday the 14th of October 2008 at 7pm, Boxy, my beloved and faithful Xbox 360, passed away, claimed by the con...

LittleBigPlanet Beta

10 October 2008 | Shepton

Lately I've been toying with the LittleBigPlanet Beta, and I have seen some wondrous things. Things I couldn't have...

Oh fuckin' awesome

09 October 2008 | S.A. Renegade

My copy of Tree of Tranquility arrived (late. Like everything I get. Oh, cruel world. What have I done to deserve ...

Oh shit, this thing hasn't been updated in like 2 weeks.

07 October 2008 | S.A. Renegade

So, Sheppy, how's that LBP beta shaping up? It damn well better be good, fool. The PS3 needs a good game to make it...

I wish I could nuke The Force Unleashed out of existence

22 September 2008 | S.A. Renegade

God dammit I hate how popular this game is. You go to gayfags right now and ...

Fracture demo first impressions

20 September 2008 | Shepton

I wasn't expecting much at all from Fracture. After seeing a few videos and reading about it I assumed that it woul...

Super Collider? I just met her!

10 September 2008 | Shepton

So today's the day that nothing special happens at all, because the Large Hadron Collider is only in its testing st...

Viva Pinata: Trouble in Paradise Preorder Pinatas

09 September 2008 | Climpa

A quick video showcase of the 10 preorder bonus card Pinatas for Viva Pinata: Trouble in Paradise on Xbox 360. Al...

Hey, cool.

06 September 2008 | S.A. Renegade

I had a headache, then I ate two chocolate cupcakes and it disappeared! Musta been some kinda magical cupcake or s...

I love Valve so damn much

04 September 2008 | Shepton

I gotta say, Valve are awesome. They've produced some incredible games, and they're set to keep on producing them. ...

There's something wrong here

31 August 2008 | Shepton

I've had more fun playing Braid and Castle Crashers in the past couple of weeks than I've had all year with mainstr...

So uh... howzabout dem... vidja games.

27 August 2008 | S.A. Renegade

Man. What is up with these coming months. Nothing interesting seems to be coming out until like december. Gears...

So, uh... How about them... video games.

26 August 2008 | Shepton

I'm looking forward to the coming months. There seems to be a large influx of at least decent games coming up soon....

Dayum.

18 August 2008 | S.A. Renegade

Man, I could sure go for some Popeye's right about now....