Death is a preferable alternative to communism.

Profile: Climpa

Age: 21 y

Sex: M

Nationality: English

Height: 1.7 m

Mass: ???

Sign: Gemini

Blood type: ???

Favorite genres: Point and Click Adventures

Least favorite genres: Survival Horror

Abandoned as a child and raised by radioactive Amiga 500 diskettes; Climpa has had a long lasting love for Point and Click Adventures as a result of games such as Secret of Monkey Island, Simon the Sorcerer and Flight of the Amazon Queen - and as a result is thrilled by the recent revival of the genre.

Adept in more or less all genres of games, except ones in which the aim is to be scared, can pick up and play just about anything so long as it doesn't have the word "Imagine" followed by a noun or end with a Z in place of an S. Also has an irritating love for dropping pronouns where ever possible in a thinly veiled attempt to retain their anonymity and amuseth thyself.

Hates nothing more than games rushed out the door at the expense of quality, as well as being forced to write profiles online, and enjoys long moonlit walks along the beach as long as there's enough charge left on the DS's batteries.

Dispite studying both English Language and Media Studies for extended periods, pretty much sucks at writing anything that requires more than 300 words.

"I need a better quote."

So Needy, I'll Respond to Anything

How Climpa reviews a game