The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.

On Tuesday the 14th of October 2008 at 7pm, Boxy, my beloved and faithful Xbox 360, passed away, claimed by the console equivalent of the bubonic plague. Add a comment

Lately I've been toying with the LittleBigPlanet Beta, and I have seen some wondrous things. Things I couldn't have imagined in my wildest dreams. Add a comment

My copy of Tree of Tranquility arrived (late. Like everything I get. Oh, cruel world. What have I done to deserve this! Oh right, nothing. I don't need to tell you that life isn't fair, it doesn't care, it arbitrarily cuts off your air).

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So, Sheppy, how's that LBP beta shaping up? It damn well better be good, fool. The PS3 needs a good game to make it stop stinking up the place. I haven't touched that shit since... wait, when was the last time I turned on the PS3? I don't even fucking remember. It's that bad. God damn doorstop.

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God dammit I hate how popular this game is. You go to gayfags right now and both versions show up as number 1 and 2 on the top ten games. Add a comment