Uh if you play MMOs that's alright. Maybe there's still something we could talk about. Like how you let your family down.

I used to like Final Fantasy back when it was a good series. But it seems somewhere after 10, Square forgot how to make a decent FF. Obviously the age of FF is over. It won't be able to regain the spot it once held as the king of RPGs. But with these simple tips I'm about to give, at the very least it can stop sucking so many miles of dick. So take notes, Square, you bunch of incompetent monkeys.

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I hate what they did to Sonic. My childhood hero has been keel-hauled, and Sonic Team just won't stop making it worse.

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Sup bitches. Welcome to this year's Scathing Accuracy Awards! The most prestigious videogame awards this side of the netterstreets...maybe. I'm your host, the man with no name! S.A. Renegade, at your service.

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So as I sit here eating some Cocoa Pebbles I have to wonder. Why do cereal boxes always have dumb mazes on the back? Add a comment

It really pains me to say all this, but I'd just like to take a moment to talk about just how fucking terrible Gears of War 2 is online.

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