Fuck you. Go to jail.

I hate what they did to Sonic. My childhood hero has been keel-hauled, and Sonic Team just won't stop making it worse.

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Sup bitches. Welcome to this year's Scathing Accuracy Awards! The most prestigious videogame awards this side of the netterstreets...maybe. I'm your host, the man with no name! S.A. Renegade, at your service.

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So as I sit here eating some Cocoa Pebbles I have to wonder. Why do cereal boxes always have dumb mazes on the back? Add a comment

It really pains me to say all this, but I'd just like to take a moment to talk about just how fucking terrible Gears of War 2 is online.

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Man, so what's the deal with these faggot game companies churning out hardware with obvious design flaws that could have easily been corrected?

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